Over the river and through the woods
To Grandmother's house we go!
She knows the way
To make Alphabet Pal say
Shit and peter and fucker!
Clara Jane received this toy, which makes phoenetic sounds for each letter of the alphabet. I told my mom about the time Kristina attended a child's birthday party and spent the entire day trying to make a similar toy utter obscenities. That toy wouldn't cooperate. It would say "m - o - t - h - e - r - f- u - heehehehe you're silly!" David Sedaris wrote about a similar incident with his foul-mouthed brother-in-law in his latest book.
Of course, once my mom heard this, she grabbed Alphabet Pal and went to town. And it seems that Alphabet Pal doesn't have the filter.
"B - o - o - b!"
"F - u - c - k - e -r!"
"P - e - t - e - r - Mmmmmmmmmmm!"
And then she would roll around on the floor, probably peeing her pants a little, and laughing so hard that the only sounds coming from her were occasional squeaks and snorts. When she recovered, she went right back to work.
"Listen! Guess what this one is!"
"S - h- i - t!"
My grannies did things like bake pies and embroider and memorize the word of God. Clara Jane's granny gets her jollies by toys that make yummy sounds after discussing the male sex organ. They times, oh how they are a'changing.
She knows the way
To make Alphabet Pal say
Shit and peter and fucker!
Clara Jane received this toy, which makes phoenetic sounds for each letter of the alphabet. I told my mom about the time Kristina attended a child's birthday party and spent the entire day trying to make a similar toy utter obscenities. That toy wouldn't cooperate. It would say "m - o - t - h - e - r - f- u - heehehehe you're silly!" David Sedaris wrote about a similar incident with his foul-mouthed brother-in-law in his latest book.
Of course, once my mom heard this, she grabbed Alphabet Pal and went to town. And it seems that Alphabet Pal doesn't have the filter.
"B - o - o - b!"
"F - u - c - k - e -r!"
"P - e - t - e - r - Mmmmmmmmmmm!"
And then she would roll around on the floor, probably peeing her pants a little, and laughing so hard that the only sounds coming from her were occasional squeaks and snorts. When she recovered, she went right back to work.
"Listen! Guess what this one is!"
"S - h- i - t!"
My grannies did things like bake pies and embroider and memorize the word of God. Clara Jane's granny gets her jollies by toys that make yummy sounds after discussing the male sex organ. They times, oh how they are a'changing.
posted by Poppymom at 8:40 PM
5 Comments:
your mom ain't right. that's funny stuff right there, though.
Yep--that's it! I can't believe Denine and I were doing that in the middle of the living room while Alyssa was opening presents at her first birthday party. It would let us do some of the words, but really bad things stopped with the crazy laugh.
GOOD TIMES!
Ha ha ha, that's fabulous! Grandma's great!
Snort! You are SO bringing that with you when we get together in KC. Promise!
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