Monkey for rent
Why has this never occured to me?
(from Craiglist):
Reply to: anon-70499915@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-27, 4:28PM CDT
or possibly chimp Sat. May 7th 8pm - 9pm Under $150.00
Must be friendly and housebroken.
Drinking and Smoking ok.
Clean enviroment.
Huge tips if the monkey/chimp can ride a tiny bike or juggle.
No humans in monkey suits please.
thanks,
d
(from Craiglist):
Looking for a Monkey to rent
Reply to: anon-70499915@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-27, 4:28PM CDT
or possibly chimp Sat. May 7th 8pm - 9pm Under $150.00
Must be friendly and housebroken.
Drinking and Smoking ok.
Clean enviroment.
Huge tips if the monkey/chimp can ride a tiny bike or juggle.
No humans in monkey suits please.
thanks,
d


2 Comments:
ohmygod! that is tooo funny. :)
i have a monkey with a loose tooth at my house, will he do?
Post a Comment
<< Home