Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Monkey for rent

Why has this never occured to me?

(from Craiglist):

Looking for a Monkey to rent


Reply to: anon-70499915@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-27, 4:28PM CDT


or possibly chimp Sat. May 7th 8pm - 9pm Under $150.00
Must be friendly and housebroken.
Drinking and Smoking ok.
Clean enviroment.
Huge tips if the monkey/chimp can ride a tiny bike or juggle.
No humans in monkey suits please.
thanks,
d

2 Comments:

Anonymous kara said...

ohmygod! that is tooo funny. :)

8:22 AM  
Anonymous pkb said...

i have a monkey with a loose tooth at my house, will he do?

3:55 PM  

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